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Squat So Low I Found My Ex’s Standards - Unisex Oversized Pumpcover Hoodie
Squat So Low I Found My Ex’s Standards - Unisex Oversized Pumpcover Hoodie
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For the lifter who goes low on squats and even lower on tolerance.
This hoodie is for anyone who’s ever been ghosted, gaslit, or forced to lower their reps and expectations.
You may not forgive your ex — but at least your depth is consistent.
Features That Never Settle:
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80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece – softer than their excuses, stronger than your standards
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Heavyweight 320 GSM – thick like your quads and your emotional walls
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Drop shoulder + unisex fit – perfect for deep squats, clean breaks, and oversized revenge energy
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Pullover hood – no zips, no mess, no going back
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Kangaroo pocket – for your lifting straps, protein bar, or the bare minimum they called “effort”
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Lined hood & no drawcord – smooth on the outside, unbothered on the inside
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Ribbed cuffs – tight where it counts, unlike their boundaries
Your standards? Sky high.
Your squats? Rock bottom.
GrubzFit – For the gym addict who lifts heavy and loves harder (until they don’t).
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