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"If They Talk… FART." Oversized Pumpcover Hoodie

"If They Talk… FART." Oversized Pumpcover Hoodie

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For the gym rat who lifts heavy, lives loud, and lets it rip — unapologetically.
Whether it’s deadlifts or dead silence, you’re not holding back anything.

This hoodie is for the lifter who knows that haters stay lurking behind —
and so does gas.

💨 Built Different (and Built Gassy):

  • 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester anti-pill fleece – soft enough to fart in, thick enough to blame it on the bench

  • Heavyweight 320 GSM – like your glutes, and the air behind you

  • Drop shoulder + unisex fit – roomy enough for PRs and protein farts

  • Pullover hood – no zips, no excuses, no mercy

  • Kangaroo pocket – for your phone, snacks, or an emergency exit strategy

  • Lined hood & no drawcord – sleek, simple, and silent... unlike you

  • Ribbed cuffs – tight where they need to be, not where it stinks

This isn’t just gymwear.
It’s a warning label — in hoodie form.

Because if they’re talking behind your back…
you might as well give them something to talk about.

GrubzFit – For lifters who lift loud, laugh louder, and don’t trust silent ones.

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