This hoodie is for the lifters who train hard but eat harder. Forget spotting — what we really need is someone to slide us a protein-packed burger between sets. Gains aren’t built on willpower alone… they’re built on calories, carbs, and cravings.
PRODUCT DETAILS:
Fabric: 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester anti-pill fleece – soft enough to nap in post-meal
Fabric Weight: 320gsm – like wearing a weighted blanket of gains
Pullover hood – zero distractions, just food focus
Drop shoulder – chill, comfy, and kinda dangerous-looking
Lined hood – because even your cravings deserve warmth
Kangaroo pocket – ideal snack storage
Ribbed cuffs – trap the heat, not the hunger
Wear this to the gym, to the kitchen, or straight to the buffet line. Just don’t expect to be spotted — expect to be fed.
⚠️ Warning: May attract gym crushes and sandwich offers. 💪 Lift heavy. Eat more. Pray for gains.
