This hoodie isn’t just comfort — it’s a cry for help disguised as drip.
You ever hit legs so hard that walking becomes a core workout? Yeah. This one’s for you. For the ones who’ve stared down a flight of stairs after leg day like it was Mount Everest. For those who’ve sat on the toilet and prayed for strength. For the brave, broken few.
PRODUCT DETAILS
Fabric: 80% cotton / 20% recycled polyester anti-pill fleece — soft enough to sob into
Weight: 320gsm — thicc like your future quads
Pullover hood – no strings, no excuses
Drop shoulders – so you still look jacked while skipping legs
Lined hood – because you're fancy like that
Kangaroo pocket – for snacks, phones, or existential gym thoughts
Ribbed cuffs – keeps your sleeves tight while your life falls apart
Wear it on your next gym day. Or rest day. Or “I’m just here for the vibes” day. Just don’t wear it to actually do legs — we don’t want you suffering in style.
