We’ve all been there. You’re mid-deadlift, the bar’s heavy, your soul’s leaving your body… and you’re praying to God your protein shake doesn’t betray you.
Introducing the “DON’T FART” hoodie – designed for the brave lifters who squat low, lift heavy, and fear only one thing: unexpected acoustics.
Whether you're in the middle of a brutal leg day or just flexing at the mirror, this hoodie speaks the silent truth all gym rats know but never say out loud.
💪 Features to Keep You Covered (and hopefully quiet):
80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester anti-pill fleece – soft enough to relax in, strong enough to suppress chaos
Heavyweight 320 GSM – thick like your quads, solid like your willpower
Pullover hood – minimal distractions, max protection
Drop shoulder + relaxed unisex fit – freedom to move (or clench)
Kangaroo pocket – stash your pre, phone, or emergency exit plan
Lined hood & no drawcord – clean look, gym-bag friendly
Sleeve cuff ribbing – stays put during lifts and crises
For lifters who know it’s not just about reps… it’s about self-control.
GrubzFit – Where Gains Meet Giggles (and silence is strength).
