For the lifter who’s deep in bulking szn, blaming water retention for the missing abs, and spiritually healing from someone who swore they were “different.” This hoodie is for the gym rat who’s loyal to their macros — not their memories.
Whether you're hitting glutes, ghosting your ex, or both, this hoodie does it all. Bold text, brutal honesty, and just enough heartbreak to fuel a PR.
It’s not just a hoodie. It’s a trauma response — in fleece form.
Features More Loyal Than Your Ex:
80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester anti-pill fleece – soft enough to cry in, durable enough to lift in
Heavyweight 320 GSM – thick like your thighs and denial
Pullover hood – no zips, just savage energy
Drop shoulder + unisex fit – oversized for comfort, and to hide post-cheat-meal bloat
Kangaroo pocket – for snacks, pre-workout scoops, or the lies they told
Lined hood & no drawcord – clean look, clean break
Sleeve cuff ribbing – keeps your sleeves in check (unlike your last situationship)
You may not see your abs yet — but you’ll see heads turn.
GrubzFit – For gym addicts, heartbreak survivors, and delusional bulkers everywhere
