Abs: Missing. Loyalty: Also missing. Coincidence? We think not.
Let’s be honest — those abs are in there somewhere, just like the honesty in your last relationship. This tee is for anyone who's ever chased core gains and dodged commitment issues at the same time.
With a savage quote and heartbreak-level humor, this one’s a must-have for gym-goers who lift heavy and heal with sarcasm.
Key Features:
Unisex oversized fit – perfect pump cover, perfect breakup armor
Heavyweight 240 GSM cotton – thick, durable, and emotionally supportive
Double-needle hems – stitched stronger than your ex’s promises
Preshrunk – because this tee won’t let you down after one wash
Fabric: 100% carded cotton – soft enough for comfort, tough enough for truth bombs
Perfect For:
Gym heartbreak survivors
Fitness junkies with a dark sense of humor
Anyone who’s ghosted ab day (and their ex)
Wear it. Own it. Heal through humor and hypertrophy.
